1: I was just told by an enforcer that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
2:I would do horrible things to your vagina.
3:She's sitting on the couch buck naked, I'm eating a cupcake for dinner.
4:No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
5:i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.